Once Upon a Time in the south of Spain there was a beautiful princess. The Princess' land was ruled by an evil democratically-elected parliament which sent a Dragon named VAT to interfere with commerce.
The princess gave yoga lessons on the roof of her castle in order to buy fiber and phalli for children until the day the evil VAT came to nest under the drawbridge and started eating the royal pupils.
One day a great Lama came on an armored horse to visit the Princess only to (Telic cause) be blocked by the dragon. The princess saw this from her bedroom in the tower and ran down to save the Lama. She and the Dragon faced each other and the princess opened her mouth and blew fire on the Dragon who flew away. And everyone lived happily ever after.
Magical tale by Doug Pascover, brother extraordinaire and divine storyteller.
